Monthly Archives: June 2008

Greed and the woman


And so this entire week passed in a haze of coughing like I was trying out for tuberculosis patient role in ancient Hindi Film which used to have storylines, one of those side characters who die dramatically much like the … Continue reading

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The throat is raw


…coughing like a wizened old lady. The eyeballs are bloodshot. The face is swollen and puffy. Yesterday at the mall playzone, little children stared at me in horror and parted way to allow me to pass. The best part about … Continue reading

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On the weight that is not getting lost


Over the past couple of weeks my diet is getting increasingly simplified. If it looks edible, I will eat. This has reduced a lot of confusion in the household. Gerrout all them leftovers, the garbage bag is right at the … Continue reading

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A happy birthday to me…


So it is officially on me. The fact that I am a big fat liar, and that the header on this blog needs desperately to be changed immediately to thirtysevenandcounting if I am an honest child and worthy of my … Continue reading

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Mega Mall shopping sans the crowds


So there was I, with similiar shopping fetish friend with me for company, at this new mall, at Oshiwara in Andheri. On the link road. Opposite Oshiwara Bus Depot. On a triangular shaped plot. To your right if you’re coming … Continue reading

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Research confirms that women have shopping on the brain


Much like how men have sex on the brain? Like how they think of getting it on with every person from the girl walking down the street to the Playmate on their screensaver. Every 0.52 seconds of their lives? Yes, … Continue reading

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Monsoon Memories


Before the slush, the sludge, the flooded roads, the infernal power cuts, the outbreaks of every communicable disease that mutating viruses can create, and before I start going down on my knees and begging the powers that be to send … Continue reading

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