Why would…

the most used search terms leading folks to this blog be the following:


Aunty in saree

Hot aunty

Mallu aunty

Aunty in Kerala

Pliss to explain. I have no connection with Kerala except that I visited Cochin and Munnar for my honeymoon.  And assorted combinations of the word ‘Aunty’ paired with permutations and combinations that I dont care to repeat on a public blog… I think I have kept this blog squeaky clean thus far and find this very unsettling. No, cross that. I find this puke my gut out disgusting.

All ye who have landed here hoping in the pursuit of such search terms, kindly retrace your steps right now. This is a family blog. Purely U rated. The only thing that sees the most action on this blog is my credit card.


About Kiran Manral

Kiran Manral published her first book, The Reluctant Detective in 2011. Since then, she has published nine books across genres till date. Her books include romance and chicklit with Once Upon A Crush (2014), All Aboard (2015), Saving Maya (2017); horror with The Face at the Window (2016), psychological thriller with Missing, Presumed Dead (2018) and nonfiction with Karmic Kids (2015), A Boy’s Guide to Growing Up (2016) and True Love Stories (2017). Her short stories have been published on Juggernaut, in magazines like Verve and Cosmopolitan, and have been part of anthologies like Chicken Soup for the Soul, Have a Safe Journey (2017) and Boo (2017). Her articles and columns have appeared in the Times of India, Tehelka, DNA, Yowoto, Shethepeople, New Woman, Femina, Verve, Elle, Cosmopolitan, Conde Nast Traveller, DB Post, The Telegraph, the Asian Age, iDiva, TheDailyO and more. She was shortlisted for the Femina Women Awards 2017 for Literary Contribution. In 2018, she was awarded the International Women's Day award for literary excellence by ICUNR and Ministry of Women and Children, Government of India. She is a TEDx speaker and a mentor with Vital Voices Global Mentoring Walk 2017.
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19 Responses to Why would…

  1. Meira says:

    They do? But why? There’s nothing in this blog that…or have I been missing something?
    *going over the archives with a magnifying lens :P*


  2. Sunita says:

    So there is more than the feeds I religiously get. I am going to join Meira with that lens now 😀


  3. rekha says:

    Hey, how come ??? how how how ???


  4. Serendipity says:

    ROFL!!! 😀
    I don’t think you should fret over this. It’s bound to happen, and it’s definitely not your fault.

    Terribly sorry to laugh at it, but it’s definitely funny 😀 😀 😀


  5. Sunita says:

    Kiran, related posts to this post is even more interesting, check this

    Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)

    Mallu Hot Masala Aunty Exposing Bellybutton In Saree


  6. shilpadesh says:

    OMG OMG OMG OMG……how come? ugh!


  7. Aathira says:

    I just saw the related post now after reading comments! ha ha 🙂

    I am sure that now the words are there on your blog, the influx shall surely double!


  8. Gigi says:

    I’ll say something after I stop laughing…


  9. And now that you have mentioned all the keywords in your blog, your audience now suddenly includes horny teenagers surfing the internet at midnight while their parents are fast asleep 😀


  10. Priyanka says:

    Rotfl – this is hilarious.
    Didn’t know saree-clad aunties were so popular!! But why oh why, would someone want to search specifically for a mallu auntie?!! Now that is what should be investigated. 😉 And how a mallu auntie actually leads to your blog….
    This was a eye-opener on how stupid search engines are and what most Indians search for (aunty is sooo an Indian spelling and oft-used term).
    Seriously, though, mallu auntie?? Lol…


  11. myamusingmind says:

    hahhahah..that was funny..LOL!


  12. Nishita says:

    Never knew mallu aunties were in so much demand LOL 😀


  13. hehe possibly you have written few posts..else how will google pick up these words 😉


  14. Shravan says:

    Are the real Savita Bhabi?



  15. Shravan if she is why wud she tell u!!!
    anyway she is definitely not!!! plsss do apologise for even asking or even thinking abt her in this way


  16. OrbitBud says:

    @Shravan – I have not been fortunate enough to meet Milady yet, but from my interactions with her, I can assure you that she is very worthy of the title MILADY and doesn’t deserve even the remotest maligning by being compared to SavitaBhabhi.


  17. Shravan says:

    Seriously, guys? Seriously?

    Are you the same people who cried into their pillows when Kalam got frisked or stormed into Congress when Richard Gere did his thing? The mere reference to something mildly controversial causes an e-crusade of defensive posts.

    With the (apparent) demand for promiscuous aunties amongst internet users, was the reference to Savita dearest that bad?

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the satirical water again…


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