Why would…

the most used search terms leading folks to this blog be the following:

Aunty

Aunty in saree

Hot aunty

Mallu aunty

Aunty in Kerala

Pliss to explain. I have no connection with Kerala except that I visited Cochin and Munnar for my honeymoon.  And assorted combinations of the word ‘Aunty’ paired with permutations and combinations that I dont care to repeat on a public blog… I think I have kept this blog squeaky clean thus far and find this very unsettling. No, cross that. I find this puke my gut out disgusting.

All ye who have landed here hoping in the pursuit of such search terms, kindly retrace your steps right now. This is a family blog. Purely U rated. The only thing that sees the most action on this blog is my credit card.

About Kiran Manral

Kiran Manral is a writer and major social media influencer. After quitting her full-time journalist’s job when her son was born, Kiran became a mommy blogger on the internet, with a remarkably original voice. She was a journalist at The Asian Age, The Times of India, features editor Cosmopolitan, India Cultural Lead and Trend spotter at Gartner Iconoculture US, Senior Consultant at Vector Insights, Ideas Editor, SheThePeople.TV. Kiran is currently a celebrated author and an independent research and media consultant. She was shortlisted for the Femina Women Awards for Literary Contribution in 2017. The Indian Council of UN Relations (ICUNR) supported by the Ministry of Women and Children, Govt of India, awarded her the International Women’s Day Award 2018 for excellence in the field of writing. In 2021 she was awarded the Womennovator 1000 Women of Asia award. In 2022, she was named amongst the 75 Iconic Indian women in STEAM by Red Dot Foundation and Beyond Black, in collaboration with the Office of the Principal Scientific Advisor, Government of India, and British High Commission, New Delhi. Her novella, Saving Maya, was long-listed for the 2018 Saboteur Award, supported by the Arts Council of England in the UK. Her novels 'The Face At the Window’ and ‘Missing, Presumed Dead were both long-listed for Jio MAMI Word to Screen, and ‘The Face at the Window’ was showcased at the South Asian Film Festival 2019. The Kitty Party Murder was shortlisted for the Popular Choice award at the 2021 JK Papers TOI AutHER awards. Her other books include The Reluctant Detective, Once Upon A Crush, All Aboard, Karmic Kids-The Story of Parenting Nobody Told You, A Boy’s Guide to Growing Up, True Love Stories, 13 Steps to Bloody Good Parenting, Raising Kids with Hope and Wonder in Times of a Pandemic and Climate Change, More Things in Heaven and Earth and Rising: 30 Women Who Changed India. She also has published short stories in various magazines, in acclaimed anthologies like Have A Safe Journey, Boo, The Best Asian Speculative Fiction 2018, Grandpa’s Tales, Magical Women and City of Screams. Kiran lives in Mumbai with her family. Social media handles Twitter: https://twitter.com/KiranManral Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kiranmanral/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KiranManralAuthorPage Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kiranmanral/
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19 Responses to Why would…

  1. Meira says:

    They do? But why? There’s nothing in this blog that…or have I been missing something?
    *going over the archives with a magnifying lens :P*

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  2. Sunita says:

    So there is more than the feeds I religiously get. I am going to join Meira with that lens now 😀

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  3. rekha says:

    Hey, how come ??? how how how ???

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  4. Serendipity says:

    ROFL!!! 😀
    I don’t think you should fret over this. It’s bound to happen, and it’s definitely not your fault.

    Terribly sorry to laugh at it, but it’s definitely funny 😀 😀 😀

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  5. Sunita says:

    Kiran, related posts to this post is even more interesting, check this

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    Mallu Hot Masala Aunty Exposing Bellybutton In Saree

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  6. shilpadesh says:

    OMG OMG OMG OMG……how come? ugh!

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  7. Aathira says:

    I just saw the related post now after reading comments! ha ha 🙂

    I am sure that now the words are there on your blog, the influx shall surely double!

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  8. Gigi says:

    I’ll say something after I stop laughing…

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  9. And now that you have mentioned all the keywords in your blog, your audience now suddenly includes horny teenagers surfing the internet at midnight while their parents are fast asleep 😀

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  10. Priyanka says:

    Rotfl – this is hilarious.
    Didn’t know saree-clad aunties were so popular!! But why oh why, would someone want to search specifically for a mallu auntie?!! Now that is what should be investigated. 😉 And how a mallu auntie actually leads to your blog….
    This was a eye-opener on how stupid search engines are and what most Indians search for (aunty is sooo an Indian spelling and oft-used term).
    Seriously, though, mallu auntie?? Lol…

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  11. myamusingmind says:

    hahhahah..that was funny..LOL!

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  12. Nishita says:

    Never knew mallu aunties were in so much demand LOL 😀

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  13. hehe possibly you have written few posts..else how will google pick up these words 😉

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  14. Shravan says:

    Are the real Savita Bhabi?

    😉

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  15. Shravan if she is why wud she tell u!!!
    anyway she is definitely not!!! plsss do apologise for even asking or even thinking abt her in this way

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  16. OrbitBud says:

    @Shravan – I have not been fortunate enough to meet Milady yet, but from my interactions with her, I can assure you that she is very worthy of the title MILADY and doesn’t deserve even the remotest maligning by being compared to SavitaBhabhi.

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  17. Shravan says:

    Seriously, guys? Seriously?

    Are you the same people who cried into their pillows when Kalam got frisked or stormed into Congress when Richard Gere did his thing? The mere reference to something mildly controversial causes an e-crusade of defensive posts.

    With the (apparent) demand for promiscuous aunties amongst internet users, was the reference to Savita dearest that bad?

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the satirical water again…

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