And this is the new way to wear the sari?

Or did Ms Hurley really goof up big time?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1253302/Sheer-exhibitionism-Liz-Hurley-wears-VERY-revealing-sari.html

Or maybe it was the case of the emperor’s new clothes?

To be fair, this is the way the saree was worn traditionally, in the ancient past. The blouse is a relatively recent construct in the wardrobe of the Indian woman. The blouse though, is back on its way to extinction. Attended any weddings recently? You dont need to. Just flip through the page 3 pictures of celebs in their ethnic regalia.

I’ve been watching with interest the change in the way the saree is being worn these days by womenfolk. For one, the sarees have enough bling to make wearing dark glasses compulsory eye protection at such dos. And secondly they are slinky and slim constructed, which means you slip them on like a skirt and zip them up, and fling the pallav casually over one shoulder. Flinging casually is of course, not a phrase one uses with a certain section of the image conscious, casual flings might be more appropriate. (Am I sounding terribly judgemental here? May I rot in hell.) Anyway, the pallav is then carefully arranged to have one boob (encased in the miniscule bra-choli, tube top, whatever), out there and in your face. “Hello,” it says. “Here I am. Look at me now.”

This can be rather disconcertening when an innocent male attempts to make casual conversation with a well endowed woman. Most of the conversation would be directed to an indeterminate area between the last rib and the collarbone.

I dont think it is too long before we would see someone taking inspiration from Hurley out here too, and going au naturel under her chiffon saree. I only pray to God it is someone with a damn good plastic surgeon.

About Kiran Manral

Kiran Manral is a writer and major social media influencer. After quitting her full-time journalist’s job when her son was born, Kiran became a mommy blogger on the internet, with a remarkably original voice. She was a journalist at The Asian Age, The Times of India, features editor Cosmopolitan, India Cultural Lead and Trend spotter at Gartner Iconoculture US, Senior Consultant at Vector Insights, Ideas Editor, SheThePeople.TV. Kiran is currently a celebrated author and an independent research and media consultant. She was shortlisted for the Femina Women Awards for Literary Contribution in 2017. The Indian Council of UN Relations (ICUNR) supported by the Ministry of Women and Children, Govt of India, awarded her the International Women’s Day Award 2018 for excellence in the field of writing. In 2021 she was awarded the Womennovator 1000 Women of Asia award. In 2022, she was named amongst the 75 Iconic Indian women in STEAM by Red Dot Foundation and Beyond Black, in collaboration with the Office of the Principal Scientific Advisor, Government of India, and British High Commission, New Delhi. Her novella, Saving Maya, was long-listed for the 2018 Saboteur Award, supported by the Arts Council of England in the UK. Her novels 'The Face At the Window’ and ‘Missing, Presumed Dead were both long-listed for Jio MAMI Word to Screen, and ‘The Face at the Window’ was showcased at the South Asian Film Festival 2019. The Kitty Party Murder was shortlisted for the Popular Choice award at the 2021 JK Papers TOI AutHER awards. Her other books include The Reluctant Detective, Once Upon A Crush, All Aboard, Karmic Kids-The Story of Parenting Nobody Told You, A Boy’s Guide to Growing Up, True Love Stories, 13 Steps to Bloody Good Parenting, Raising Kids with Hope and Wonder in Times of a Pandemic and Climate Change, More Things in Heaven and Earth and Rising: 30 Women Who Changed India. She also has published short stories in various magazines, in acclaimed anthologies like Have A Safe Journey, Boo, The Best Asian Speculative Fiction 2018, Grandpa’s Tales, Magical Women and City of Screams. Kiran lives in Mumbai with her family. Social media handles Twitter: https://twitter.com/KiranManral Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kiranmanral/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KiranManralAuthorPage Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kiranmanral/
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28 Responses to And this is the new way to wear the sari?

  1. Poppy says:

    Saw this yesterday from a comment on TMM’s blog. Howlarious. Looks like she’d snorted something and forgotten the blouse. Such a tacky saree and her hair god – terrible. I think the b***s were the saving grace 😀

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  2. Miss M says:

    And if you see the pics carefully, you’ll notice that she isn’t wearing a petticoat either!

    I mean, just cos’ she married an Indian, it doesn’t mean that she wears an Indian outfit whichever way she fancies!

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  3. Suki says:

    :snort: Just let her not complain if/when she gets groped to high heavens!

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  4. 😛 can always count on you for humor 🙂

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  5. Sangeetha says:

    LOL @ “Hello,” it says. “Here I am. Look at me now.”

    Very true!

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  6. Poppy says:

    No petticoat also? ROFL. Poor woman, what your man ain’t rich enough to buy the matching blouse and paavadai or what?

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  7. Harini says:

    I understand if Liz didnt *know* the concept of blouses to be worn under a saree..But does she not have the sense to atleast wear a bra?? That is really the heights! n I am pretty sure this is intentional…I m sure anyone in their right ming would know if the dress is a see thru and if it atleast needs a bra to be worn underneath it before stepping out of the house…no?

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  8. shilpadesh says:

    Hahah LOL one look at Hurley and I was rolling on the floor with laughter. I mean it is not even tastegul nudity. And did you see how she literally tied the saree to her waist, because she wasnt even wearing a petticoat!

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  9. Gigi says:

    Barf. BTW Shilpa Shetty and Mandira Bedi also look hideous.
    In fact this whole slinky sari thing is hideous.

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    • Kiran Manral says:

      Gigi: Slinky sarees per se, nice if draped well and not with the express interest to put the body on display.

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  10. aneela z says:

    I blame the Ram Teri Ganga Maili DVD that Arun brought home over the weekend…
    Raj Kapoor will be beaming with pride in Heaven…Tum Karo Tau Celebrate The body Beautiful, Hum Karey Tau Pervey Old Man (Im channeling a bit of Ishqiya here)

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  11. knitnkanmani says:

    🙂 ..in college we used to call OSO ..one side open 🙂

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    • Kiran Manral says:

      Knitnkanmani: Thats a new one…but then I’m from an era where women covered everything up when they wore a saree.

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  12. Supriya says:

    Hideous!!!!!!!

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  13. Oh man! What a picture…The second one is called the Uniboob look btw ( 😀 😀 )

    Why can’t some people maintain the grace of a garment!?!

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  14. Anup says:

    Very interesting. Compliments on your observation and bringing this very interesting topic to light. Seriously would have never given this so much thought..But after coming across your post, will inadvertantly observe women and their sarees from now on..And written in a very humorous way as well.

    Glad to be of service.

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  15. aabha says:

    poor liz.. she looks positively traumatized in the last photo.. so does arun

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